Friday, April 4, 2014

The Silence Retreat Sucked

Jacques Olivar

Hiding out to avoid the Zap Zone and X had been a poor decision. The Silence Retreat sucked, it was a completely ridiculous idea for a Gemini and it was not even working to quell her Love Zombie relapse. If anything, it was making the malaise worse.

She realized on the second day that her only shoes were going to be useless for solo hiking the 20 kilometers back to civilization, she was sans internet or even smart phone and going insane.

But then, on Day 4, something amazing happened – the raven at the back of the retreat began talking to her.  The Raven said he knew her from a past life, that they had lived in an island fortress and the Raven was owned by a corrupt alchemist. Everything that prick said was a lie but you believed him. You died for his love.  This made her think of X and his pathetic pretensions to science.

Then the Raven said that she needed more Vitamin D (which was actually a magical substance) and to be blonde for her aura.

And that Mordor was a real country. Only it had gotten bad press due to terrible propaganda. It was actually really beautiful and the Raven had gone to university there when he was a prince one life. He wanted to be freed and he promised her safe flight in return.

Image: Jacques Olivar – Marie Claire

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